Editing Crack open a crate

{{Action
|Icon = Lockpicksgolden.png
|From Card/Storylet title = Deliver a Crate from the Khanate
|Description = Surely whatever is inside is more valuable than whatever the Widow would pay?
|Game Instructions = Contents of crates are highly variable. The only constant is that you will lose some Connected: The Widow.
|Success title = (see below)
|Success summary = The title and description varies based on your {{IL|Crate Contents}}.
{{Variant table
|Condition = Crate Contents|Effect = Title|Second effect = Description
|Value 1 = 1
|Effect 1 = '''Something hateful'''
|Second effect 1 = Egad! Who smuggles a ''marsh-wolf''? What was that thing even doing in the Khanate?
|Value 2 = 2
|Effect 2 = '''Something osseous'''
|Second effect 2 = A bone of no particular description, nestled in straw. Without knowing the provenance, its value is a mystery.
|Value 3 = 3
|Effect 3 = '''Something grisly'''
|Second effect 3 = Your zailors cringe as the lid comes off the box. The severed arm looks relatively fresh – is it a warning? A trophy?
|Value 4 = 4
|Effect 4 = '''Something powdery'''
|Second effect 4 = The crate is filled with small boxes full of fine, dry, silvery powder. Fascinating. Perhaps the Widow is branching out.
|Value 5 = 5
|Effect 5 = '''Something quiet'''
|Second effect 5 = Carefully packed in straw and wrapped in paper: a bottle. It seems empty at first, but shaking it reveals the soul nestled within, still as the becalmed zee.
|Value 6 = 6
|Effect 6 = '''Something ancient'''
|Second effect 6 = The crate contains a great deal of packing straw and a single envelope. Inside is a single echo; completely familiar to you, yet not at all like the coins and bills that circulate in London.
|Value 7 = 7
|Effect 7 = '''Something forged'''
|Second effect 7 = The crate contains a consignment of mundane crockery that's not worth holding on to. But nestled inside a teapot: a few sheaves of paper bearing familiar seals. The work of an expert forger, perhaps.
|Value 8 = 8
|Effect 8 = '''Something heavy'''
|Second effect 8 = This crate was packed end to end with books – mostly penny romances and old pamphlets. But a few seem unusual – is that a third edition of the ''Manual of Sub-subterranean Stratigraphy?'' My word.
|Value 9 = 9
|Effect 9 = '''Something brilliant'''
|Second effect 9 = The crate is packed with cheap tea, not worth holding on to. But buried in the dry, bitter leaves is a gemstone of unusual size.
|Value 10 = 10
|Effect 10 = '''Something sour'''
|Second effect 10 = The crate is packed full of brutally ugly porcelain figurines, the kind that even the greatest enthusiast of nostalgic crockery would sooner smash out of shame […] But there – hiding among the packing straw […] is a bottle with a horse's head stopper.
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*{{Drop|Connected: The Widow|-2 CP}}
*{{Item Loss|Unassuming Crate|1 x}}
*{{Gain|Crate Contents|occurrence = 1-10|hidden=yes}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 1:
*{{Gain|Wounds|+2 CP}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 2:
*{{Gain|Unidentified Thigh Bone|1 x}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 3:
*{{Gain|Human Arm|1 x}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 4:
*{{Gain|Consignment of Scintillack Snuff|1 x}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 5:
*{{Gain|Silent Soul|1 x}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 6:
*{{Gain|Fourth-City Echo|1 x}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 7:
*{{Gain|Bazaar Permit|1-2 x}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 8:
*{{Gain|Uncanny Incunabulum|3 x}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 9:
*{{Gain|Magnificent Diamond|3 x}}
With {{IL|Crate Contents}} exactly 10:
*{{Gain|Bottle of Fourth City Airag: Year of the Tortoise|1 x}}