Editing Exceedingly Unfortunate

{{Action
|Icon = cardsinged.png
|ID = 248696
|From Storylet title = Tuesday, __th of ____, ____
|Action cost = 0
|Description = ''Our Beloved Captain's story stands as a warning to would-be zailors and zee-captains: at zee, death can come from almost anywhere.''
|Locked with = {{Lock|Creeping Fear|Appearance = There is}}, {{Lock|Mutinous Whispers|Appearance=no reason at all}}, {{Lock|Silent Stalker|Appearance = why you should}}, {{Lock|Rumbling Stomachs|Appearance = be in danger.}}, {{Lock|Groaning Hull|Appearance = Is there?}}, {{Lock|Unwelcome on the Waters|Appearance = No reason}}, {{Lock|A Glim-Scar Upon your Person|Appearance = whatsoever|7}}
|Success title = Worse things happen at Zee
|Success description = ''[…] we often look down into the depths[…] But perhaps we would do well to look up more often […]''

''Fending off the strange[…] creature that came down attached to the glim boulder took us the better part of the day. […] And by the time it departed […] Our Captain was long dead.''
|Success summary = In the second paragraph, there is additional text after the first sentence if you have {{IL|A False-Star of your Own}}.
{{Variant table|Condition = A False-Star of your Own|Condition alias = Have a False-Star?|Effect = Description|Compact=yes
|Value Yes = ''We do not know whether glim-falls are accidental or the product of some strange design by those who dwell on the roof. Though I will note that the creature did appear unusually mortified by its predicament.''
}}}}
*{{Gain|A Demise at Zee:|occurrence=Crushed by Glim-Fall}}
*{{Gain|Wounds|occurrence=8}}
*{{Gain|Shard of Glim|830 – 9539 x}} (follows [[w:normal distribution|normal distribution]])
*{{Gain|A Glim-Scar Upon your Person|1 x}}
{{Docking|Demise=yes}}
*{{Gone|Troubled Waters}}<!--unlike all other branches that clear troubled waters, this one doesn't clear the other zee menace qualities... because it's locked if you have any of them to begin with. So set it separately from the Docking template.-->
*{{Gone|Zailing towards|hidden=yes}}
*{{Gone|Time Spent at Zee|hidden=yes}}

{{Redirect|In the Court of the Fathomking}}

{{Incomplete|Reason=Needs review by someone with more clue}}

Unresolved:

The unlock conditions show these alt texts with these icons:
* There is - kingeaterscastle_portsmall.png - Should be {{IL|Creeping Fear}}
* no reason at all - fistsmall.png
* why you should - glowingeyessmall.png - Should be {{IL|Silent Stalker}}
* be in danger. - appallingsecretsmall.png  - Should be {{IL|Rumbling Stomachs}}
* Is there? - crushsmall.png - Should be {{IL|Groaning Hull}}