Meet Mr Slowcake
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From: Mr Slowcake (Card)
You have championed his cause. Surely you deserve this much.
Unlocked with 
, 
Mr Slowcake
Success
In the hinterlands of Hell
[Varies]
Description summary:
The success description varies with 
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[Find the rest of the story at https://www.fallenlondon.com]
| Meeting Mr Slowcake | Description |
|---|---|
| 0 | […] You are put on a noon train from Moloch St Station.[…] […]He introduces himself as 'Chester'. The conversation is amiable if superficial; he gets biscuit crumbs on his shirt.[…] and doesn't remove his mask until he thinks you've stopped looking. |
| 1 | […] Chester returns, a new smile painted on his face. His conversation is animated. […] His smile never leaves his face. Occasionally sweat drips from the eyeholes. He escorts you back to the train and this time the mask stays on. |
| 2 | […] Chester is back. His manner is dismal; his clothes bedraggled. The biscuits are stale and the tea is cold. […] He chases after the train, banging on the windows. It is too late. He hurls his flesh-mask in frustration. […] |
| 3 | […] You enter the waiting room. It is empty but for tea and biscuits. Eventually, someone comes to take you back to the train. |
| 4 | […] A devil in a sharp pinstripe suit is pouring wine […]. "Hello. I am Mr Slowcake, or, rather, I am responsible for Mr Slowcake." He lays the whole scheme out for you. […] "And thus began Mr Slowcake and Slowcake's Exceptionables." […] |
| 5 | […] A large figure sits in the shadows of the waiting room. […] she is female, and Chester's mask sits awkwardly on her face. "Yup. It's me. Mr Slowcake. More tipple?" The interview is irreverent and uproarious. […] |
| 6+ | […] The Amanuensis is waiting for you[…]. "We've run out of candidates willing to pretend to be Mr Slowcake. […]" […] Mr Slowcake is not real; has never been real; […] The real goal has been the observation and measurement […] on the mortal soul. […] |
You've lost 10 x Reputation
You've gained 1 x Meeting Mr Slowcake
Making Waves is increasing… (+8 CP)
