Editing Serve up the (dish)/Tables

==Dishes==

{{Variant table|Condition = Current Culinary Concoction|Effect = Reaction of the Diners
<noinclude>|Condition type = Raw</noinclude>
|Value 1 = 1 - Sharply Flavoured Pickle, As Yet Unpoisoned
|Effect 1 = The diners eat in silence, teeth crunching, eyes streaming with tears. They require three times the usual quantity of water and wine to wash it away with. No one complains, but the pleasures of the meal leave them looking rather sapped.
|Value 7 = 7 - Envenomed Pickles Suspended in Venison Aspic, Dosed with Mr Spices' Private Drug
|Effect 7 = They carefully slip their spoons into the bones, digging out quivering lumps of translucent aspic. Lips smack. Conversation slows. Someone is gently snoring, still holding a glass of lager.
|Value 25 = 25 - A Tower of Fungal Pâté Flambé
|Effect 25 = The lights in the dining room are dimmed for effect; some clap merrily as the flames rise from the mountain of pâté. When they abate, the entire thing is coated in a burnished glaze of reduced absinthe; dreamy smiles follow.
|Value 103 = 103 - Sparkling Solacefruit Royale
|Effect 103 = They watch you approach with the bubbling glasses; their eyes are wide, like very ill patients watching the nurse draw near with their dose.

Some of them do try to savour the drink, but every one of them looks sad when the glass is empty.
|Value 105 = 105 - Solacefruit Champagne Sorbet
|Effect 105 = The diners eat, and wonder, and lick their spoons. Their eyes are full of dreams, the consolation of the other-world that might have been, where they achieved all their aims, and none of their counsels went wrong.
|Value 300 = 300 - Curatorial Cocktail
|Effect 300 = They stare into the coupe glasses full of dark liquid, watching it sparkle. They sip, and smile. Conversation brightens in the dining room. They are altogether more self-assured, more themselves. Hungrier, but not for food.
|Value 400 = 400 -  Parabolan Taper-nut Cake
|Effect 400 = The diners eat eagerly. There's a murmur of surprise and recognition. "Isn't there a tea room that serves these?" "No; but there ought to be?" They try to order seconds, but you explain that the trick cannot be repeated on the same evening.
}}

==Diners==
===Balmoral Diner===
{{Variant table|Condition = Airs of Balmoral|Effect = Second Diner
<noinclude>|Condition type = Raw</noinclude>
|Value 0 = 1-13 |Effect 0 = a man in a kilt
|Value 15 = 15-24 |Effect 15 = a girl with a pistol tucked in her sash
|Value 30 = 25-32 |Effect 30 = a young Scotsman
|Value 40 = 36-47 |Effect 40 = a young Scotswoman
|Value 50 = 50-72 |Effect 50 = an ageing portrait-painter
|Value 70 = 75-87 |Effect 70 = a woman in a blue and grey tartan sash
|Value 90 = 91-95 |Effect 90 = a landscape painter
}}
===Factory VIII Diner===
{{Variant table|Condition = Airs of VIII|Effect = Third Diner
<noinclude>|Condition type = Raw</noinclude>
|Value 1 = 1-4 |Effect 1 = a former employee of Mr Pages
|Value 5 = 8-14 |Effect 5 = a former employee of Mr Fires
|Value 15 = 16-19 |Effect 15 = a former employee of Mr Apples
|Value 20 = 23-24 |Effect 20 = a former employee of Mr Veils
|Value 25 = 28 |Effect 25 = a former employee of Mr Cups
|Value 30 = 30-33 |Effect 30 = a former employee of Mr Mirrors
|Value 35 = 39 |Effect 35 = a former employee of Mr Stones
|Value 45 = 45 |Effect 45 = a former employee of Mr Iron
|Value 50 = 52-59 |Effect 50 = a laboratory worker with stained fingernails
|Value 60 = 62-67 |Effect 60 = the head porter for the factory
|Value 70 = 70-79 |Effect 70 = a lab worker who reminds you of an ex-student
|Value 80 = 80-88 |Effect 80 = a lab worker with a pet rat in her pocket
|Value 90 = 91-96 |Effect 90 = a balding lab worker
|Value 99 = 99 |Effect 99 = a hirsute lab worker
}}
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