'QUEER DREAMS OF WOT OUGHT NOT TO HAVE BEEN (SP?)'

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Has aught altered in the Parabolan wild of the Waswood?

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Success

Beneath greener boughs

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Success Instructions: If you have access to the Waswood from your Parabolan Base-Camp, you will be able to experience a retired event from Fallen London's past. The event changes weekly.

SeasonEffect
1'SINNING JENNY SEEN IN THE WASWOOD WHICH IS PRETENDING TO BE MUTTON ISLAND! MIND OUT FOR HABITS SNARED IN THE SHRUBBERY!'
2'VIRGINIA SEEN IN THE WASWOOD WHICH IS PRETENDING TO BE MUTTON ISLAND! 'WARE THE MARY LLOYD! A GENERAL AIR OF SPITE AND BRIMSTONE SUFFUSES THE FOREST!'
3'THE VISCOUNTESS SEEN IN THE WASWOOD WHICH IS PRETENDING TO BE MUTTON ISLAND! THE WOOD IS FULL OF MELANCHOLY! WATCH OUT FOR PAST REGRETS RESURFACING!'
4'AN ELECTION LOOMS! HAVE WE NOT LIVED AND DIED IN VAIN? THE CAPTIVATING PRINCESS CHALLENGES MR SLOWCAKE (NOT OF THIS PARISH) AND THE JOVIAL CONTRARIAN (AGAIN!) NO STAKES; ONLY ARGUMENTS. THE ELECTION!'
5'AN ELECTION LOOMS! HAVE WE NOT LIVED AND DIED IN VAIN? MRS PLENTY AND HER RUBBERY LUMPS CHALLENGE SHOSHANNA (SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING!) AND VIRGINIA (BOO HISS!) NO STAKES; ONLY ARGUMENTS. THE ELECTION!'
6'AN ELECTION LOOMS! HAVE WE NOT LIVED AND DIED IN VAIN? THE VISCOUNTESS (AWW) CHALLENGES F.F GEBRANDT AND THE TENTACLED ENTERPERNEURNEOOR! NO STAKES; ONLY ARGUMENTS. THE ELECTION!'
7'ROSES FLOOD THE WASWOOD. CANDLES FLICKER IN THE ROTTEN STUMPS. HALLOWMAS COMES TO THE WASWOOD. SO TOO, ARBOR.'
8'GREAT FISSHOORS 'AVE OPENED UP IN THE WASWOOD. ECHOES OF THE GREAT SINK CRACK THE DIRT OF DREAM.'
9'MIND OUT FOR NASCENT MUSEUMS WHILE WANDERING THE WASWOOD'S SHORES. A REMINDER TO ALL TO KEEP MANKIND'S HUBRIS IN CHECK.'