A Distressing Lack of Progress
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From: Spending your Time
Whatever you were attempting, you have been foiled by your own impedimenta. They were faking obedience! Your overcoat has you hostage!
Game Instructions: This is a failure, but it will make subsequent runs easier until you successfully complete a promenade.
Unlocked with 
exactly 1
Success
A vital dance
Your undergarmets whisper slyly to your shoes. Your overcoat flops over to the door[…]
Your clothing surrounds you, and […] takes you for a run […]
Hours later, it's over. You collapse near a sympathetic fountain, as exhausted as your clothes.[Find the rest of the story at https://www.fallenlondon.com]
Your 'Unnatural Exuberance' Quality has gone!
You've gained 200 x Maniac's Prayer
'ALLURE' has been reset: a conclusion, or a new beginning?
'COGNISANCE' has been reset: a conclusion, or a new beginning?
You've gained 1 x Sartorial Cooperation
