Advise him on a headline

ID: 17046

Spoiler warning! This page contains details about Fallen London Actions.

From: The Paranomastic Newshound

He has a story, but is momentarily stumped for an appropriately droll headline.

Challenge information

Property "Against" (as page type) with input value "" contains invalid characters or is incomplete and therefore can cause unexpected results during a query or annotation process.[[Category: Challenge|0100]]<ul><li>Empty strings are not accepted.</li> <!--br--><li>Property "Against" (as page type) with input value "" contains invalid characters or is incomplete and therefore can cause unexpected results during a query or annotation process.</li></ul>Broad, 100

• 69 - very chancy (41%)
• 85 - chancy (51%)
• 102 - modest (61%)
• 119 - very modest (71%)
• 135 - low-risk (81%)
• 152 - straightforward (91%)
• 167 - straightforward (100%)
  

Success

A BAT ON THE PACK

It wasn't even that newsworthy. But the cryptozoologists at the University were using trained bats to track marsh-wolves. Together, you couldn't resist.

His editor threatened to 'send him back to the Tomb-Colonies, to cover the sporting events'. […]

[Find the rest of the story at https://www.fallenlondon.com]

• Persuasive is increasing…
•  You've gained 50 x Whispered Hint
•  Walking the Falling Cities is increasing… (+5 CP)
•  You've gained 70 x Cryptic Clue

Failure

It's just impossible

It's just no use. You can't get a decent pun out of a story about fraudsters attempting to lure unsuspecting academics into paying for lessons in the Correspondence by post.

• Persuasive is increasing…