Big Chongus Saw That
From Fallen London Wiki (Staging)
He's very disappointed in you, Chris, and is strongly of the opinion that you should sit quietly and think about what you've done.
This item has only ever been shown off by a Developer, and has never been obtainable in-game.
Effects when equipped in Companion slot:Lua error in Module:ItemEffects at line 254: attempt to compare number with nil.
This item has no other documented uses.
Wiki note: This is a joke developer item created by Chris Gardiner.