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Defendant

Third Airs for Courts of the Evenlode	Defendant
0	a Rubbery man
1	a nearly grown urchin
2 - 4	a Clay Man
5 - 9	a mushroom farmer
10 - 14	a lampcat-catcher
15 - 24	a Tracklayer
25 - 29	a factory worker
30 - 39	a Gondolier
40 - 49	a protestor
50 - 59	a train conductor
60 - 64	a pub landlord
65 - 69	a vintner
70 - 79	a dirigible captain
80 - 94	a retired nanny
95 - 99	an elderly Baroness

Crime

Airs of the Evenlode	Crime Title	Crime Description
1 - 9	osteoklepsy	The defendant is accused of stealing bones after they were exhumed in a palaeontological excavation and before they could be catalogued for sale.
10 - 14	attempting to hold up a train	The defendant is accused of convincing a compliant hill to sit on top of the train track and block the line.
15 - 19	impersonating a deviless	The defendant is accused of disguising herself as a deviless for the purposes of stealing the deviless' inheritance.
20 - 24	damaging Infernal property	The defendant is accused of destroying half a dozen crates of cargo marked with the stamp of the Brass Embassy and destined for Hell.
25 - 29	arson	The defendant is accused of setting fire to her neighbour's peppercap farm, damaging the crop, and causing a spicy smoke irritating everyone in the vicinity.
30 - 39	murder	The defendant is accused of killing a local pub landlord, consequent on a long-running dispute about the quality of the lager.
40 - 49	perversion of the course of justice	The defendant is accused of stealing evidence intended for another trial out of the offices of the Magistracy.
50 - 54	insulting an officer	The defendant is accused of comparing a Magistracy officer unfavourably to the backside of a fungal pony.
55 - 59	kidnapping	The defendant is accused of snatching a train passenger off the 11:22 express, for the purpose of extracting a ransom.
60 - 64	handling stolen goods	The defendant is accused of knowingly receiving and intentionally trafficking onwards a selection of desiccated Surface blooms.
65 - 69	breeding lamp-cats	The defendant is accused of feeding, housing, and encouraging the Evenlode's population of stray lamp-cats, 'greatly increasing their number to the detriment of community health and quiet'.
70 - 74	money laundering	The defendant is accused of receiving money from criminal gangs and pretending that they are the profits of a gambling-house.
75 - 79	monster-hunting with a stolen hound	The defendant is accused of borrowing a neighbour's hound and using it to hunt monsters in the Plain of Thirsty Grasses; after which the dog returned home much bitten and with grass-burns on its nose.
80 - 84	obscenity	The defendant is accused of painting lewd pictures where they may be seen by train passengers shortly before arriving into station, advertising the services of the Upper River Parlour of Additional Hitherto Unknown Virtues.
85 - 89	smuggling	The defendant is accused of transporting gemstones into and out of London without submitting them to proper tariffs.
90 - 94	unlicensed theft of Osteocrypha	The defendant is accused of stealing bones after they had already been identified as rare and valuable artefacts.
95 - 100	impersonating an officer of the Ministry of the Upper River	The defendant is accused of illicitly carrying the badge of the Ministry of the Upper River and demanding additional taxes and other payments on property that had already been purchased with Hinterland Scrip.