to any future pursuers of paramount presence such as i, do not think that attempting to get married and divorced multiple times for the point of notability is a good idea

the best routing i could figure out is repeatedly catching rats in the department of menace eradication at ~250 dangerous for a consistent ~110 rats per action, which would be converted to 10 OaW for essentially 10 OaW per 6 actions, or 1.6 OaW per action (you can, of course, choose to do the unfinished business storylet instead, but you run the risk of having shoddy luck, such as me.) this leaves you with about 277 actions per point of notability. of course, i would imagine that you could cut this in half with another active player picking up the other half of preparation, but that still leaves you at like ~140 actions per point, and thats just barely better.

as you can quite obviously tell if you are at all smarter or saner (or both!) than me, this is a very, very, VERY bad course of action. as hilarious as the idea of repeatedly marrying someone, having a big celebration, and then IMMEDIATELY divorcing is, its not as funny when you devote that many actions to it. if someone else wants to go through and see if there's a more efficient way to route this, be my guest. my brain has melted and leaked out of my ears, and i need to go back to helicon house and perform my fucking stand-up routine 50 more times.

when this is done, i swear i'm going to seek the name JUST to consume slowcake's book