Editing Suggest a boat ride

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{{Fruit Festival}}
{{Action
|Icon = rowboat.png
|From Storylet title = Improving a Mutton Island courtship
|Description = A gentle paddle in the island's black waters will do everyone the world of good.
|BroadQuality = Persuasive
|BroadDiff = 25
|Success title = A pleasant paddle
|Success description = (see table)
|Success summary = Text varies with {{IL|Mutton Island Courtship}}
{{Variant table
|Condition = Mutton Island Courtship |Condition type = Text |Effect = Description
|Value 1 = The Roaming Replete and the Custodial Chef |Effect 1 = The Custodial Chef rarely dares venture out in a boat, but the Roaming Replete has courage enough for two. When the inevitable tentacled horror emerges […], she bops it smartly on the head […], and the three of you eat it on the beach for supper[…].
|Value 2 = The Custodial Chef and the Dashing Drownie|Effect 2 = […] the […] Chef is not convinced by the boat. He hides under the tarpaulin, muttering fervent prayers to Stone, Storm, Salt and whomsoever else will listen. Eventually, the […] Drownie […] abandons the boat; you […] row it back […] and pry the Chef out yourself.
|Value 3 = The Custodial Chef and the Hooded Lady|Effect 3 = […] the Custodial Chef risks a little bravery. […] he is soon at the helm, having swapped his toque blanche for a tricorn. He yells shanties at the top of his voice. The Hooded Woman waggles an eyebrow and an opened bottle of brandy at you conspiratorially.
|Value 4 = The Melancholy Curate and the Roaming Replete|Effect 4 = The Melancholy Curate humbly submits to the Roaming Replete's directions. As a squall picks up, he offers a prayer [...] in a high, sonorous tone. The Roaming Replete is impressed by the steadiness of his nerve as well as the depth of his voice.
|Value 5 = The Melancholy Curate and the Dashing Drownie|Effect 5 = The Dashing Drownie guides the little boat into the water, calling and urging the Melancholy Curate on through the rolling waves. Little by little, the Curate finds his courage. […] It is some hours before they return, with salt in their hair.
|Value 6 = The Melancholy Curate and the Hooded Lady|Effect 6 = The Hooded Woman sits at the stern, nestled like a hen in a hamper. Occasionally she opens her eyes to offer the Curate directions, wisdom, or a piece of her mind. The Curate accepts them all with good humour and a steady hand on the oars.
|Value 7 = The Roaming Replete and Jervaise |Effect 7 = {{...}} Replete goes out alone while Jervaise sits and smokes on the shore. Occasionally he sends out an encouraging cheer as she navigates a particularly difficult wave. When she lands, he hands her a cigarette and they smoke in companionable silence.
|Value 8 = Jervaise and the Dashing Drownie |Effect 8 = Jervaise sits in the boat, drinking and smoking while the Dashing Drownie pulls him along the waves. He seems to be having a thoroughly marvellous time.
|Value 9 = Jervaise and the Hooded Lady |Effect 9 = Jervaise and the Hooded Woman sit side by side, one oar each. They bicker ceaselessly; the boat goes in circles […] When they return some hours later, they are both beaming. "Marvellous," the Hooded Woman says. "We should do it again," Jervaise concurs.
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With {{IL|Mutton Island Courtship}} 1, 3 - 9:
*{{Gain|Disposition of a Mutton Island Dalliance|5 x}}
With {{IL|Mutton Island Courtship}} 2:
*{{Item Loss|Disposition of a Mutton Island Dalliance|5 x}}
{{Redirect|Redirects to = Improving a Mutton Island courtship}}

{{Failure
|Failure title = Round and round and round and
|Failure description = Despite your best efforts, the pair immediately fall to arguing over the direction of travel. Oars are brandished. […] if you wished to see the same small patch of zee in a repetitive, circular fashion, you couldn't ask for a more accommodating outing.
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*{{Item Loss|Disposition of a Mutton Island Dalliance|5 x}}