They don't even cheat well
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Curious. This student's thesis on the post-lapsarian Parliament is remarkably advanced. And remarkably familiar.
Unlocked with 
exactly 5
Card drawn in 
Occurs with Standard Frequency
Options:
Alert the Provost
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Success
The least they could do is buy original material
You've gained 5 x Proscribed Material
You've gained 5 x Stolen Correspondence
Austere is increasing… (+1 CP, up to level 5)
Someone Is Coming is increasing… (+1 CP)
Allow yourself to be bribed
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Success
Such relief in one so young
You've gained 85 x Piece of Rostygold
Subtle is increasing… (+1 CP, up to level 5)- Someone Is Coming is increasing… (+1 CP)
