User:Lk
From Fallen London Wiki (Staging)
After my dear pet octopus had thoughtfully 
Monstrous Studies woken me up in the morning, I just wanted some tasty 
Kataleptic Toxicology latte. But I couldn't get it because there was a janitor with a weird 
A Player of Chess insignia trying to catch my attention through a very 
Glasswork foggy window. I looked like a 
Artisan of the Red Science train wreck after 
Monstrous Studies waking up and really just wanted my 
Kataleptic Toxicology latte and some morning 
Shapeling Arts cereal, so I just hoped the janitor would trip over the green 
Mithridacy garden hose lying on the ground and go away.
