Writing today's 'Jack' column

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From: Send out the Reporters


Who's become Jack this week? Is it anyone pretty? Are the murders particularly gruesome or incompetent? The public need to know.


Challenge information

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  • 82 - very chancy (41%)
  • 102 - chancy (51%)
  • 122 - modest (61%)
  • 142 - very modest (71%)
  • 162 - low-risk (81%)
  • 182 - straightforward (91%)
  • 200 - straightforward (100%)

Success

JILL OF SMILES MP LOVE TRIANGLE SHOCK

[…] a proper […] Jill. [You] discover her previous admirers. And two of them are still in Parliament? Oh, we have a story. It's a pity she didn't kill anyone – two members of the Velocipede Squad disarmed her in short order when she started her rampage. […]

Description summary:
Before she picked up the knife, this Jill was an actress. A pretty one. Her Veilgarden buddies are more than willing to reminisce. Especially if you keep standing the rounds.

[Find the rest of the story at https://www.fallenlondon.com]


Failure

JACK-OF-SMILES POSSIBLY ON HOLIDAY IN TOMB-COLONIES?

Glamorous socialites fail, repeatedly, to stab anyone at exclusive salons. Mighty-thewed photogenic athletes refrain from devolving into maniacs. Nobody of note is given a second smile. Jack has failed you.